Dear Michael Kors- For gods sake, stop spamming your @pinterest followers
Oh hey Michael. How’s it going? Glad you’re having a wonderful Thursday doing wonderful things. Guess what I’m doing right. Writing a blog post about you, and not the good kind. I guess my Thursday isn’t as fabulous as yours.
So obviously you have a social media minion that’s doing all the pinteresting for you, so I guess if you could pass this message along to him that would be awesome.
Dear social media expert guy/girl,
STOP cropping images and pinning the pieces because you’re spamming the eff out of my pinterest feed. I guess you woke up this morning and had a great idea of cutting an image out into many squares and uploading it onto pinterest so you’ll create a cool effect like this:
Yeaaa looks so cool! You’re so smart. (pssst…see that follow button, it used to say unfollow)
Anyways, you might have thought that putting all that hard work into cropping and uploading to create that effect above was worth it, but this is what it actually looks like where it counts ie the feed/board
So please stop! It’s not cute, it’s not unique and it’s not artsy. It’s annoying. And look what you’ve done, you’ve turned the nice women that pin beautiful things into meanies:
So let me summarize, STOPPPPP ITTTTT!
P.S. Michael I still love you, I’d buy all your watches if I could. I’ll probably get over my anger and follow you back on Pinterest within the hour.